From the How to Not Piss Off Dick File:
Cheney's Hotel Requirements
Thesmokinggun.com has published Dick Cheney's unique demands regarding hotel accommodations. Among the demands, a carafe of decaf coffee should be in the room brewed before his arrival (Caffeine makes him cranky.), and all televisions must be tuned to Fox News. (You wouldn't want to hear any liberal media bias there would you, Dick? Besides, it's too much effort actually pressing an "on" button on the remote control.) He requires a private bathroom. (We'll just call it an "undisclosed location.") He also drinks Diet Sprite. (If news of this gets around, no doubt sales of the beverage will soar.)
Dick Cheney's Suite Demands - March 23, 2006
Saturday, March 25, 2006
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