Monday, May 24, 2010

The Googleteer on the Lost Finale

Last night was the grand finale of ABC's Lost. After 6 years of spoiler alerts, here's a NON-SPOILER alert. If you would have watched the 2 hours of pregame and 2.5 hours of finale, here's stuff you would NOT have learned:

The story of the Dharma Initiative
The story of the Hanso Foundation
How Jacob got back and forth into the real world
What happened to Michael and Walt
What was the deal with Mr. Echo
The story of the Cult and the Temple - and the Statue
Polar bears

Overall, I feel like Sally Brown after Linus talked her into waiting in the pumpkin patch all night, except in this case, all night was 6 frickin' years. The finale would have been better if Jack would have ended up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette, or if Kate would have opened the shower door and seen Bobby Ewing. The overall feeling of the finale was that the writers treated it like a course final paper that they forgot to work on until the night before it was supposed to be handed in.

My buddy, the Googleteer(tm), polled the general opinion and nailed it on the first try.

About 228,000 results (0.28 seconds)

Here is how the show should have ended.

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