Tuesday, February 16, 2010

The Scandal Behind Evan Bayh's Retirement
All the Inside Information about the Kickbacks, The Love Child & More

When Senator Evan Bayh announced recently that he would not be running for re-election this fall, it seemed natural to expect that there was a scandal behind the announcement. Was there a homosexual rendezvous in a airport bathroom? a mistress in Argentina? A secret love child? Millions of dollars of quid pro quo kickbacks from lobbyists? Has he always been a spy from the planet Mediocrity sent here to take up space until his identity is discovered? Right now, all evidence points to the latter.

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