Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Hasbro Recalls EasyBake Ovens

Hasbro has recalled almost one million Easy-Bake Ovens. Here's a Hof's blog exclusive comment from an official at the Consumer Product Safety Commision commenting on the dangerousness of the ovens:

The ovens have several problems. First, you have to put the damn
thing together which takes f***ing forever, then you find out that it needs a
lightbulb that they hardly ever make any more, and you don't have one lying
around. Then you need to listen to the little S*** whine that she wants to
bake NOW. So then you're in a Catch-22, either you forget about the
lightbulb and put the thing on the shelf & hope she forgets about it, or
maybe you can regift it, but that's always dangeorus with toys. Or, let's
say you buy the lightbulb and actually try tou use it. That's two hours
you'll never see again for six f***ing cookies. And, if you possibly
manage to suffer through using up the little bit of ingredients that come with
the oven (and live through the gut-busting taste), you get the privilege of
paying $9.99 for four ounces of additional cookie mix. If you're
smart, you realize halfway through putting this toad together that it's just too
dangerous for your precious little darling, and you'll thank God that we
recalled it.

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