Friday, August 31, 2007

Breaking News:
My Three Sons video to lead to indictments in Minnesota

Everyone connected with the television show My Three Sons are officially suspect as members of an alleged "disorderly conduct" gang. Sources say that prosecutorial interest flared after this video of flagrant toe-tapping was made public. Rumors that Senator Larry Craig frequently watched the show could not be confirmed at presstime.

An unnamed prosecutorial attorney had this to say: "That Uncle Charley is suspicious. He was in the navy, knew how to cook, kept a neat house, and jumped at the chance to join a household of men and boys. You figure it out."
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