A Hamas Leader Seeks Foreign Aid as Western Leaders Meet - New York Times

Palestinian Election Update:
New Ruling Coalition Formed

In an effort to secure needed foreign aid, leaders of the radical Hamas party, the party that won last week's elections, have engaged other parties in an effort to build a ruling coalition.

It appears those efforts have been successful. Hamas has brokered agreements from the environmentalist party, the Greens, and from the Poultry workers' party, locally known as the "Eggs". The ruling coalition will be known as the "Green, Eggs & Hamas" party.

In separate news, a stoning has been scheduled for a pun that was too bad to condoned.

A Hamas Leader Seeks Foreign Aid as Western Leaders Meet - New York Times