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The Whizzinator - He's in, she's in, the whiz is in for urine

Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was detained at the airport for possessing a suspicious looking white powder. It turns out the powder was dried urine, to be used in conjunction with The Whizzinator. Neither the dried urine or the whizzinator is illegal, but the incident was embarrassing for Mr. Smith who has had past run-ins with the NFL's substance abuse policy.

The link below is to the Whizzinator website. I'm providing it as a public service, because you never need to know when you'll have to rush off to meet a plane carrying a urine-dispensing fake penis.



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