Monday, October 25, 2004

Ashlee Simpson, the world's greatest ventriloquist.

While the rest of the world mistakenly believed that Ashlee Simpson was caught lipsyncing on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, I recognized the truth. Ashlee was demonstrating that she is indeed the best ventriloquist on the planet.

What the Chicago Sun Times calls a "talent misfunction" (clever) was actually talent too rich for the comprehension of mere humans.

Seriously, Ashlee would have stayed out of trouble if she would have seen the Lizzie McGuire Movie. Then she would have realized the trouble you can get into by moving your lips to pre-recorded vocals. See how cultural literacy is important kids?

Ashlee Simpson flees after talent malfunction on 'SNL'
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