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Big News in Hanford Washington - Radioactive Rabbit . . .
. . . AND MOUSE


The Seattle Times reports that workers at the nuclear facility in Hanford, Washington have come across radioactive rabbit droppings and mouse droppings. They shot one rabbit that was radioactive, but they haven't found any glowing mice yet. Maybe they're not looking in the right place. They're looking down, and maybe the mouse they're looking for is six stories high.

Somewhere in an alternate universe, I imagine teenaged Peter Parker, on a fieldtrip to the Hanford Facility, getting bitten by a radioactive rabbit. Peter would then obtain super powers. He could sire 2000 offspring per year and s--t little pellets. That's about it, actually.