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Al Gore: "An Inconvenient Masseuse"

The web is buzzing with hints and allegations that Al Gore groped a masseuse and acted like a "sex-crazed poodle".

My buddy the internet searching superhero, The Googleteer, just flew in the window. He tried this search

"an inconvenient masseuse"

and got no actual hits, just noise. That'll change.

Side note: I had a neighbor with a sex-crazed poodle. Al Gore looks nothing like a sex-crazed poodle. Furthermore, my neighbor's poodle never gave anybody any trouble, unless they happened to be a beachball.