The Montauk Monster, The Watermelon and the Viking Funeral
One of last year's most popular blogger subjects last year was the saga of the Montauk Monster. My post is here.
It seems obvious now, but the apparent solution of the mystery of the Montauk Monster involves a dead raccoon, a watermelon, a rubber duck and a Viking funeral.
Of course, why didn't I think of it.
Speaking of watermelons. Here's my PSA for any college student who might be reading this. Never fill a watermelon with vodka. You will drop it, and you will not get the smell out of dorm room carpeting for the rest of the year. Don't ask me how I know that.
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