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GM's Top 10 Strategies for Using Your Taxpayer Bailout Money

I have an advance copy of GM's plans to use the $25 Billion in bailout money to get out of its financial mess. Here they are:

10. Forex Trading
9. Canadian Lottery
8. "Come on Seven!"
7. Vega II
6. You see, there's this oil minister in Nigeria . . .
5. Improve Hummer fuel economy 10%
4. Baseball cards
3. Short sell stock in Chrysler & Ford
2. Convert unused factories to ostrich farms
1. Everybody's last resort, hire coach Larry Brown

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