Friday, August 29, 2008


From the "How to Get Severence Pay" File
Iowa College President in Beer Scandal - Gets $400k Severence


Iowa Central Community College didn't have much of a reputation as a party school, or for anything else for that matter. I guess college president Robert Paxton aimed to change that on the day he had this photo taken over the 4th of July that appeared in the Des Moines Register. (Paxton is the pastey white guy in the back holding the nose of a Britney-wanna-be while she chugs a minikeg of Coors Light) Apparently the Board of Trustees wasn't too cool with the image this conveyed, so they started action to force Mr. Paxton out of his job. Those bullies intimidated Mr. Paxton into leaving with only $400,000 in severance money. That's teaching him a lesson.

When last seen, Mr. Paxton was forlornly boarding a plane for Hawaii with Spuds McKensie and the Swedish Bikini Team

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