Flint Michigan Says No to Crack
Even though Flint Michigan has been hemoraging auto industry (and other) jobs for decades now, apparently the biggest problem in Flint involves butt cracks.
According to the Detroit Free Press, the city of Flint has declared war on baggy pants. If you show your underwear, you'll get a warning. If your pants sag to the point where your underwear is exposed to the (covered) buttocks, you'll be cited for disorderly conduct. If your pants sag and your buttocks show, look out, that's indecent exposure. The ACLU is thinking about getting involved, because apparently these cases only come around once in a blue moon. Until the ACLU gives Flint a whipping, don't get cheeky in Flint.
How will people get their Norge refrigerators repaired?
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