Rock Paper Scissors

The Discovery Order that You Don't Want to See


According to the New York Times, a Florida judge ordered two feuding lawyers to settle a dispute over the location for a deposition by playing a game of "rock paper scissors". The attorneys could not agree on a site for a deposition even though both attorneys worked in the same building, and the court reporter's office was just down the street.

If I ever become a judge I'm going to keep a big dead fish handy, and if one of these silly disputes comes before me I'm going to fish-slap the lawyers until they come to their senses.


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