Britney Spears Book Report sells for $1900
A book report written by Britney Spears when she was 8 or 9 years old sold at auction for $1900.00. I hope it wasn't a married man who bought it.
"Where have you been?"
"Uh, at an auction."
"You Shmuck. You didn't buy some stupid junk again did you?"
"Uh, no. Uh, I bought a . . . a, well it was in the news . . . a lot of other guys wanted it."
"What is it?"
"A piece of original literary criticism by one of the most noted figures in American popular culture."
"You didn't buy that book report by that poptart Britney Spears did you?"
"Well, at least I wasn't arrested for following her this time. . ."
The unfortunate side effect of this is that for all of you parents out there who have a hard time throwing away your kid's school work, it's going to be that much harder now, now that you know that you could be throwing away something really valuable.
Tonight - Spears's error-ridden schoolwork goes on sale
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